omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
(Source: captaincoulson, via formerlyroxy)
omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
(Source: captaincoulson, via formerlyroxy)
Mom: “Get off the damn computer and read.”
Me: “Mom, I read.”
Mom: “Oh yeah, what do you read?”
Me: “You know…articles and stuff…”
(via wecansexy)
…when you walk downstairs carrying your laptop, and Rifftrax is playing on it, and you step into the room where your mom is sitting right when Bill Corbett says “Now that is one powerful boner!”
Fortunately the volume was low and I don’t think she was paying attention anyway. Still, I lol’d.
Title: “When I’m awake at six am (A post-high school tale)”
Small purple sliver: “I’ve just awoken from a good night’s sleep and am ready to start the day.”
Next biggest, tan: “I took a ‘nap’ during the evening and woke up at 4 am”
Next biggest, red: “I’m pulling an all-nighter”
Next biggest, blue: “I spent so much time procrastinating that what should have been about an hour’s work turned into an all-nighter”
Huge portion, green: “I’m aimlessly dicking around on the internet or marathoning television”
(Source: fasddhsfasgasg)
Lolololol “There are lots of great things in the world!” “Like what?” “Like anime and Comiket!”
“More of a girl freak than a lesbian” sounds like me. :|b
Lolol I’m exactly like Hitomi. “It hurts so good!” Ah, masochism.
Female, bi, cis, white, USAmerican, college student, animu/mango fangirl. Posts an odd mixture of social justice srs bizness, incoherent fandom squee, and Zero Punctuation screencaps. See also: the_sun_is_up@LJ.
Also runs fuckyeahfemslash. *self-pimp self-pimp*
Fanart credits: If an artist's name is all numbers (e.g. 186384) then that artist is on Pixiv. If an artist's name is letters and/or numbers (e.g. Gabzillaz, Nami86) then that artist is on DeviantArt.
Some of my less intuitive tags:
girls who top = femdom
lesbians! = femslash, yuri, etc
homo homo ghei ghei = slash, yaoi, boysex, etc
bizarre love triangle = OT3, threesomes, etc
PRAISE GAGA = Lady Gaga
BeaBato = Beatrice/Battler
Twilol = funny Twilight things