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I once read the entirety of Ceres: Celestial Legend in a single night. I stayed up until four in the morning and then I went to school at six because you can’t exactly call out on the grounds that you’ve just wasted eight hours of your life on Turgid Melodrama Punctuated With Incest Rape: Celestial Legend.

I made a lot of mistakes in high school.

–

roxanneritchi@tumblr, speaking the HILARIOUS TRUTH as she is wont to do.

For the record, I sampled both Ceres and Absolute Boyfriend, and both managed to skeeve me out pretty bad, to the point where I had no interest in continuing them.  And then I read spoilers about later events in both those and Fushigi Yuugi and I was like “YUU WATASE, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DEAL.”  I mean she’s not as bad as several other shojo writers I could name, but still.  Yeesh.

4 months ago  1 note

lolol seriously though, the new LJ comment pages are what finally convinced me to get a Dreamwidth account.  I’d been determinedly clinging to LJ for a while now, but this was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

The paper bag anon face makes me laugh though.

(Source: aduck8myshoes)

5 months ago  114 notes

allthingsanonymous:

omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn

(Source: captaincoulson, via formerlyroxy)

5 months ago  33,512 notes

Miles: Oh and we see John Turturro in a G-string.

Noah: *noise of disgust* Yeah, thank you for that!

Miles: We got the full IMAX experience: his front package is in this G-string, and it’s right in the middle of the screen like he’s personally tea-bagging us, and then he turns around and we see his ass-cheeks, and it’s like, thank you, I wanted to see John Turturro’s pube hair.

Noah: You asked to see John Turturro’s ass, 40 feet across, on a movie screen, and then like, just showcase his package, like, right in front of you, that’s what you get, that’s Transformers right there.

I was watching Spoony’s vlog about the notoriously awful Transformers 2 movie, and this bit especially made me laugh.  Particularly the tea-bagging analogy.

6 months ago 

So I was wondering why there’s so much fanart that ships Giorno/Jolyne, considering that they’ve never met in-universe.  (And are distantly related, but since when has that ever stopped fandom.)

And then I found out that OH SNAP THERE IS OFFICIAL ART OF THIS SHIT

\o/

6 months ago  View high resolution

Punching naked vampires LIKE A BOSS.

Seriously guys there is not a single page of Battle Tendency that is not fucking hilarious.

6 months ago  2 notes View high resolution

Usagi, your hair is out of controooooool!

By 660674

6 months ago  3 notes

What? You make it sound like the impulse to slash characters from your childhood is unusual!
– queertiesarecool, regarding Tokyo Mew Mew, but I think it applies to pretty much everything

7 months ago  2 notes

You know what makes people different from animals? We’re the only species on Earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don’t even observe Shark Week; but we do. For the same reason, I can pick up this pencil, tell you its name is Steve, and then go like this; [snaps it in half; gasps of horror] and part of you dies, just a little bit on the inside. Because people can connect with anything. We can sympathise with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for Screenwriting. People can find the good in just about anything except themselves.
– Jeff Winger from Community

7 months ago  6 notes

EXACTLY.

By 503316

7 months ago  View high resolution

artisticgoldfish:

“Bella, you know how you get when you’re caffeinated. I need you to be calm for when I impregnate you with a vampire baby that wants to eat your uterus. I’m worried about your well-being after all.”

Pfffffft

(Source: reasoningwithvampires, via femmequeen)

7 months ago  382 notes View high resolution

glamaphonic:

roxanneritchi:

Always, darling. Always.

4fr.

7 months ago  120,806 notes

Noooooo my face!

By 1974554

7 months ago  View high resolution

Traffic-cone Head?

By 1974554

7 months ago  View high resolution

pheonee:

iveconformed:

Grunge Applejack ftw~

I can t

Oh god these are perfect.

(via pre-serum)

7 months ago  1,337 notes View high resolution

I once read the entirety of Ceres: Celestial Legend in a single night. I stayed up until four in the morning and then I went to school at six because you can’t exactly call out on the grounds that you’ve just wasted eight hours of your life on Turgid Melodrama Punctuated With Incest Rape: Celestial Legend.

I made a lot of mistakes in high school.

–

roxanneritchi@tumblr, speaking the HILARIOUS TRUTH as she is wont to do.

For the record, I sampled both Ceres and Absolute Boyfriend, and both managed to skeeve me out pretty bad, to the point where I had no interest in continuing them.  And then I read spoilers about later events in both those and Fushigi Yuugi and I was like “YUU WATASE, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DEAL.”  I mean she’s not as bad as several other shojo writers I could name, but still.  Yeesh.

lolol seriously though, the new LJ comment pages are what finally convinced me to get a Dreamwidth account.  I’d been determinedly clinging to LJ for a while now, but this was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

The paper bag anon face makes me laugh though.

(Source: aduck8myshoes)

allthingsanonymous:

omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn

(Source: captaincoulson, via formerlyroxy)

Miles: Oh and we see John Turturro in a G-string.

Noah: *noise of disgust* Yeah, thank you for that!

Miles: We got the full IMAX experience: his front package is in this G-string, and it’s right in the middle of the screen like he’s personally tea-bagging us, and then he turns around and we see his ass-cheeks, and it’s like, thank you, I wanted to see John Turturro’s pube hair.

Noah: You asked to see John Turturro’s ass, 40 feet across, on a movie screen, and then like, just showcase his package, like, right in front of you, that’s what you get, that’s Transformers right there.

I was watching Spoony’s vlog about the notoriously awful Transformers 2 movie, and this bit especially made me laugh.  Particularly the tea-bagging analogy.

So I was wondering why there’s so much fanart that ships Giorno/Jolyne, considering that they’ve never met in-universe.  (And are distantly related, but since when has that ever stopped fandom.) And then I found out that OH SNAP THERE IS OFFICIAL ART OF THIS SHIT \o/

So I was wondering why there’s so much fanart that ships Giorno/Jolyne, considering that they’ve never met in-universe.  (And are distantly related, but since when has that ever stopped fandom.)

And then I found out that OH SNAP THERE IS OFFICIAL ART OF THIS SHIT

\o/

Punching naked vampires LIKE A BOSS. Seriously guys there is not a single page of Battle Tendency that is not fucking hilarious.

Punching naked vampires LIKE A BOSS.

Seriously guys there is not a single page of Battle Tendency that is not fucking hilarious.

Usagi, your hair is out of controooooool! By 660674

Usagi, your hair is out of controooooool!

By 660674

What? You make it sound like the impulse to slash characters from your childhood is unusual!
– queertiesarecool, regarding Tokyo Mew Mew, but I think it applies to pretty much everything
You know what makes people different from animals? We’re the only species on Earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don’t even observe Shark Week; but we do. For the same reason, I can pick up this pencil, tell you its name is Steve, and then go like this; [snaps it in half; gasps of horror] and part of you dies, just a little bit on the inside. Because people can connect with anything. We can sympathise with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for Screenwriting. People can find the good in just about anything except themselves.
– Jeff Winger from Community
EXACTLY. By 503316

EXACTLY.

By 503316

artisticgoldfish: “Bella, you know how you get when you’re caffeinated. I need you to be calm for when I impregnate you with a vampire baby that wants to eat your uterus. I’m worried about your well-being after all.” Pfffffft

artisticgoldfish:

“Bella, you know how you get when you’re caffeinated. I need you to be calm for when I impregnate you with a vampire baby that wants to eat your uterus. I’m worried about your well-being after all.”

Pfffffft

(Source: reasoningwithvampires, via femmequeen)

glamaphonic: roxanneritchi: Always, darling. Always. 4fr.

glamaphonic:

roxanneritchi:

Always, darling. Always.

4fr.

Noooooo my face! By 1974554

Noooooo my face!

By 1974554

Traffic-cone Head? By 1974554

Traffic-cone Head?

By 1974554

pheonee: iveconformed: Grunge Applejack ftw~ I can t Oh god these are perfect.

pheonee:

iveconformed:

Grunge Applejack ftw~

I can t

Oh god these are perfect.

(via pre-serum)

"

I once read the entirety of Ceres: Celestial Legend in a single night. I stayed up until four in the morning and then I went to school at six because you can’t exactly call out on the grounds that you’ve just wasted eight hours of your life on Turgid Melodrama Punctuated With Incest Rape: Celestial Legend.

I made a lot of mistakes in high school.

"
"What? You make it sound like the impulse to slash characters from your childhood is unusual!"
"You know what makes people different from animals? We’re the only species on Earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don’t even observe Shark Week; but we do. For the same reason, I can pick up this pencil, tell you its name is Steve, and then go like this; [snaps it in half; gasps of horror] and part of you dies, just a little bit on the inside. Because people can connect with anything. We can sympathise with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for Screenwriting. People can find the good in just about anything except themselves."

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