A genetically-engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies.
A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement.
A race of bosom-people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld.
Bosoms, melons, milk-factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING GREAT TITS!

— Yahtzee tries to get through the whole review of Tomb Raider Anniversary without making any mentions of female breasts.  He almost makes it.

A genetically-engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies.

A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement.

A race of bosom-people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld.

Bosoms, melons, milk-factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING GREAT TITS!

— Yahtzee tries to get through the whole review of Tomb Raider Anniversary without making any mentions of female breasts.  He almost makes it.


A genetically-engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies.
A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement.
A race of bosom-people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld.
Bosoms, melons, milk-factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING GREAT TITS!

— Yahtzee tries to get through the whole review of Tomb Raider Anniversary without making any mentions of female breasts.  He almost makes it.

A genetically-engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies.

A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement.

A race of bosom-people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld.

Bosoms, melons, milk-factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING GREAT TITS!

— Yahtzee tries to get through the whole review of Tomb Raider Anniversary without making any mentions of female breasts.  He almost makes it.

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Female, bi, cis, white, USAmerican, recent college grad, animu/mango fangirl. Posts an odd mixture of social justice srs bizness, incoherent fandom squee, and Zero Punctuation screencaps. See also: the_sun_is_up@LJ.

Also runs @fuckyeahfemslash and @magicalgirlproject. *self-pimp self-pimp*

Fanart credits: If an artist's name is all numbers (e.g. 186384) then that artist is on Pixiv. If an artist's name is letters and/or numbers (e.g. Gabzillaz, Nami86) then that artist is on DeviantArt.

Some of my less intuitive tags:
girls who top = femdom
lesbians! = femslash, yuri, etc
homo homo ghei ghei = slash, yaoi, boysex, etc
bizarre love triangle = OT3, threesomes, etc
PRAISE GAGA = Lady Gaga
BeaBato = Beatrice/Battler
Twilol = funny Twilight things