![[Image: a page from that godawful new comic where Starfire has been recharacterized as a bored sexbot, but someone has replaced the original dialogue with something more appropriate and in-character. Roy Harper and Starfire are at the beach, Roy is reclining on a lounge chair and drinking some cocktail-ish beverage, Starfire is just standing around striking poses specifically designed to make the male readership drool.
Starfire: Friend Speedy, your reminiscence of humans past is… how you say… “The Weaksauce.” I would much rather invite you to participate in the glorious Tamaranian practice of “Flipper Garb Frap Nor.”
Roy Harper: Flapper grab…? Uh, not sure I’m familiar with that one Star.
Starfire: Forgive my earth speak… I would invite you to share in “The Intercourse”!
Roy Harper: *chokes on his drink* Um, but—uh—aren’t you—um, sorta—Jason’s girl?
Starfire: Absurd. On my home planet of Tamaran, it is only natural to take many lovers. It is one’s ultimate expression of friendship. If you are not interested I can probably—
Roy Harper: No, no… Happy to oblige.
Starfire: Splendiferous! A joyous time will be had by all!
Roy Harper: So, is there anything I need to know about making love to a Tamaranean?
Starfire: Failure to provide climax results in immediate decapitation.]
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Now this is much better.
this is beautiful
can this just be the actual comic book right here kthx
“Failure to provide climax results in immediate decapitation”
Holy fuck I would buy this book in an instant
oh my god i would read the shit out of this
CAN YOU JUST WRITE THEIR LINES FROM NOW ON? PLEASE?? LS;KDGHA;SD
bene
YES!!
THAT IS HOW THE GURL I KNOW TALKS
mostly
ahauefgaeufgahgeisrfh
AKSDJSKFS
KORY JASDGLKWUF
sppotjff that last line
More like this please.
Book immediately improved.
PERFECTION
I did think just rewriting the wording would be all that’s necessary to make it “acceptable,” to an extent, but…
This is genius.
HRKAKSDLLL;;;
Now there’s the Starfire we know and love!](http://www.menagea3.net/images/Starfire.jpg)
[Image: a page from that godawful new comic where Starfire has been recharacterized as a bored sexbot, but someone has replaced the original dialogue with something more appropriate and in-character. Roy Harper and Starfire are at the beach, Roy is reclining on a lounge chair and drinking some cocktail-ish beverage, Starfire is just standing around striking poses specifically designed to make the male readership drool.
Starfire: Friend Speedy, your reminiscence of humans past is… how you say… “The Weaksauce.” I would much rather invite you to participate in the glorious Tamaranian practice of “Flipper Garb Frap Nor.”
Roy Harper: Flapper grab…? Uh, not sure I’m familiar with that one Star.
Starfire: Forgive my earth speak… I would invite you to share in “The Intercourse”!
Roy Harper: *chokes on his drink* Um, but—uh—aren’t you—um, sorta—Jason’s girl?
Starfire: Absurd. On my home planet of Tamaran, it is only natural to take many lovers. It is one’s ultimate expression of friendship. If you are not interested I can probably—
Roy Harper: No, no… Happy to oblige.
Starfire: Splendiferous! A joyous time will be had by all!
Roy Harper: So, is there anything I need to know about making love to a Tamaranean?
Starfire: Failure to provide climax results in immediate decapitation.]
QUICK WHERE DO I FIND THIS VERSION I WANT TO BUY THIS ONE INSTEAD.
Now this is much better.
this is beautiful
can this just be the actual comic book right here kthx
“Failure to provide climax results in immediate decapitation”
Holy fuck I would buy this book in an instant
oh my god i would read the shit out of this
CAN YOU JUST WRITE THEIR LINES FROM NOW ON? PLEASE?? LS;KDGHA;SD
bene
YES!!
THAT IS HOW THE GURL I KNOW TALKS
mostly
ahauefgaeufgahgeisrfh
AKSDJSKFS
KORY JASDGLKWUF
sppotjff that last line
More like this please.
Book immediately improved.
PERFECTION
I did think just rewriting the wording would be all that’s necessary to make it “acceptable,” to an extent, but…
This is genius.
HRKAKSDLLL;;;
Now there’s the Starfire we know and love!
(via pre-serum)
[Image: a page from that godawful new comic where Starfire has been recharacterized as a bored sexbot, but someone has replaced the original dialogue with something more appropriate and in-character. Roy Harper and Starfire are at the beach, Roy is reclining on a lounge chair and drinking some cocktail-ish beverage, Starfire is just standing around striking poses specifically designed to make the male readership drool.
Starfire: Friend Speedy, your reminiscence of humans past is… how you say… “The Weaksauce.” I would much rather invite you to participate in the glorious Tamaranian practice of “Flipper Garb Frap Nor.”
Roy Harper: Flapper grab…? Uh, not sure I’m familiar with that one Star.
Starfire: Forgive my earth speak… I would invite you to share in “The Intercourse”!
Roy Harper: *chokes on his drink* Um, but—uh—aren’t you—um, sorta—Jason’s girl?
Starfire: Absurd. On my home planet of Tamaran, it is only natural to take many lovers. It is one’s ultimate expression of friendship. If you are not interested I can probably—
Roy Harper: No, no… Happy to oblige.
Starfire: Splendiferous! A joyous time will be had by all!
Roy Harper: So, is there anything I need to know about making love to a Tamaranean?
Starfire: Failure to provide climax results in immediate decapitation.]
QUICK WHERE DO I FIND THIS VERSION I WANT TO BUY THIS ONE INSTEAD.
Now this is much better.
this is beautiful
can this just be the actual comic book right here kthx
“Failure to provide climax results in immediate decapitation”
Holy fuck I would buy this book in an instant
oh my god i would read the shit out of this
CAN YOU JUST WRITE THEIR LINES FROM NOW ON? PLEASE?? LS;KDGHA;SD
bene
YES!!
THAT IS HOW THE GURL I KNOW TALKS
mostly
ahauefgaeufgahgeisrfh
AKSDJSKFS
KORY JASDGLKWUF
sppotjff that last line
More like this please.
Book immediately improved.
PERFECTION
I did think just rewriting the wording would be all that’s necessary to make it “acceptable,” to an extent, but…
This is genius.
HRKAKSDLLL;;;
Now there’s the Starfire we know and love!
(via pre-serum)
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just when I thought that this Kory and Teen Titans animated Starfire were the furthest things from one another—I’m shown...
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Love this. Much better.
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The last bubble. Yes. This makes it so much more tolerable.
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WHY DO I NOT HAVE THIS RIGHT NOW?!!
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What did they do to Starfire? :(
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This page has been improved 1000%.
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Yes! That is totally how she should speak from now on! The frightening thing is that her cute cartoon voice that I’m...
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I’ve actually read the original online, this is much better. Although I still think the posing is weird, the Text makes...
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I am curious as to what was the original page like XD
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THIS. THIS IS THE REAL STARFIRE.
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Failure to provide climax results in immediate decapitation No pressure or anything though.
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Well this is certainly an improvement. DC should hire whoever rewrote this please.
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