One True Pairing Ship: Beatrice/Battler. No contest.
Favorite Canon Ship: Again, Beatrice/Battler. HNNNNGH.
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship: Not a romantic ship, but if Maria decides to start liking Rosa again, I will be cheesed.
“You are one sick bastard” Ship: Ange and Maria? Because um, they’re first cousins. And age gap. And loli. And the Maria I’m thinking of is a magical book apparition. Whatever, they’re adorable.
“I dabble a little” Ship: Jessica/Shannon, Maria/Sakutaro, Kyrie/Leviathan.
“It’s like a car crash” Ship: Bernkastel/Lambdadelta is epic car crash love.
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship: Battler/Dlanor kind of piqued my interest during EP 5.
“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship: I totally ship Battler/Keiichi from Higurashi. They’re pretty and adorable and angsty and they have so much in common!
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship: Ange/her pretty-boy bodyguard. I def see the appeal, but I’m too busy shipping Ange with Mammon.